I'd Rather Be Gay Than Whatever You Are Tee
This is the answer I didn't have fast enough.
Someone asks if you're gay like it's an accusation. Like the word is supposed to land as an insult. Like the correct response is a defensive no instead of the thing you actually meant:
It doesn't matter if I am.
And I'd rather be gay than whatever you are.
Whatever hateful, small, fear-driven, masculinity-policing thing you are. Whatever version of a person gets smaller every time they try to make someone else feel like less. Whatever that is — no thank you. Hard pass. Place me anywhere else.
For the straight kids who presented wrong in the wrong town and learned to apologize for it. For the queer kids who never needed to apologize for anything. For everyone who was ever asked that question like it was supposed to sting and wishes they'd had this shirt instead of a stammered explanation.
Being gay was never the problem.
You were.
Printed on Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, retail fit, insanely soft. Ethically made, sustainably produced, Platinum WRAP Certified, dyed and cut in the USA. The kind of shirt you actually want to wear, not just own.
— LGBTQ Ally Shirt, Pride Gift, Anti-Homophobia Tee, Funny Queer Support Shirt
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: PepperRocket
- Email: contact@support.pepperrocket.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
I'd Rather Be Gay Than Whatever You Are Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
