I Blocked Their Number But The Mountains Are Still Calling Me

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Some calls just go through.

I blocked the number. I ignored the signs. There was a knock on the door at 7 am. I just put another pillow over my head. I had excellent reasons to stay exactly where I was. I was tired. I was busy. I was working through some things horizontally. Maybe today’s my day to wallow. I might read a book or wash the dog.

The mountains didn't care.

They called anyway — through the bad signal and the full inbox and the very convincing argument I was making to myself about why today wasn't the day. Through the blanket. Through the excuses. Straight through.

Turns out too depressed to hike isn't actually a thing. The mountains have a policy about that. Plus, I don’t read and the dog’s just going to get dirty again. 

For anyone who got out of bed when they had no business getting out of bed and ended up somewhere that reminded them why. For the ones the mountains refused to give up on.

They called. You answered. 


The mountains were always going to win.

Printed on Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, retail fit, insanely soft. Ethically made, sustainably produced, Platinum WRAP Certified, dyed and cut in the USA. The kind of shirt you actually want to wear, not just own.

— Funny Hiking Shirt, Breakup Outdoor Gift, Nature Lover Tee, Adventure Shirt

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.