Leave Me The Fuck Outta This Tee
He didn't ask for any of this.
He has a popsicle. He has a kiddie pool. He had a whole plan for today that did not involve whatever is currently happening. He is not angry. He is not fighting. He is sitting in his pool with his popsicle exercising the only reasonable response available to him.
Leave me the fuck outta this.
For anyone running on the last 3% battery of their nervous system. For the ones who muted the group chat, stepped back from the argument, stopped explaining themselves to people who weren't listening anyway. For everyone who looked at what was being asked of them and quietly, firmly, chose the pool instead.
The gator didn't build the fence.
He's just an alligator.
He wants his popsicle.
Leave him out of it.
Printed on Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, retail fit, insanely soft. Ethically made, sustainably produced, Platinum WRAP Certified, dyed and cut in the USA. The kind of shirt you actually want to wear, not just own.
— Funny Alligator Shirt, Sarcastic Exhaustion Tee, Dark Humor Graphic Shirt, Unisex Anti-Drama Gift
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: PepperRocket
- Email: contact@support.pepperrocket.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Leave Me The Fuck Outta This Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
