Uncle Ron Has Gotta Mow The Lawn Tee
You already know Uncle Ron.
Maybe not his exact name. Maybe not his specific lawn. But you know him — the headband, the aviators, the cutoff shorts that have survived three administrations. The popsicle. The commitment. The absolute certainty that this lawn is getting mowed today regardless of what else is happening in the world.
Uncle Ron has a mission. The mission is the grass.
He's out there right now. Probably shirtless. Focused. Possibly humming something epic. Definitely not checking his phone. The flamingo has seen things. The kiddie pool is none of your business.
For everyone who grew up with a version of him on their street. For the ones who became him without entirely meaning to. For anyone who has ever found profound purpose in something deeply, gloriously unimportant.
Uncle Ron has gotta mow the lawn.
He's always gotta mow the lawn.
Printed on Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, retail fit, insanely soft. Ethically made, sustainably produced, Platinum WRAP Certified, dyed and cut in the USA. The kind of shirt you actually want to wear, not just own.
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More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: PepperRocket
- Email: contact@support.pepperrocket.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Uncle Ron Has Gotta Mow The Lawn Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
