Working It Through The Wreckage (Mushroom Cloud)
Everything is fine.
Nothing calculated denial and tenacious forced optimism can't fix.
The martini is cold. The cigarette is lit. The smile is perfect. Behind me, the world is ending in the most thorough and complete way possible.
I noticed.
I'm handling it.
I'm Working It Through The Wreckage. I'm holding it together so well that people don't even notice I'm completely coming apart. I still show up smiling, still functioning at a level that should not be possible given current conditions.
The catastrophe is all around me.
I'm still hosting brunch.
Printed on Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, retail fit, insanely soft. Ethically made, sustainably produced, Platinum WRAP Certified, dyed and cut in the USA. The kind of shirt you actually want to wear, not just own.
— Funny Burnout Shirt, Dark Humor Graphic Tee, Sarcastic Survival Shirt, Vintage Housewife Apocalypse
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: PepperRocket
- Email: contact@support.pepperrocket.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Working It Through The Wreckage (Mushroom Cloud) Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
