Smile For The Misogynist Tee

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Smile for the misogynist.

If I smile it will be because it makes me feel better not because you think it will make me prettier.

Be pleasant. Be decorative. Don't make anyone uncomfortable. Hold the martini. Keep the knife where they can see it. Keep smiling.

Oh yeah. I'll show you smile for the misogynist.

This is the training video for being a good girl. The good girl who smiles just long enough. The one who learned to perform subservience so well that nobody noticed when the performance ended and something else began.

Come a bit closer darling.

For anyone who has ever smiled on command and meant something entirely different by it. For the ones who learned early that pleasantness is armor and not everyone wearing a smile is wearing it for you.

Ruptured Americana. Pretty but hostile. Smiling the whole time.

Printed on Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, retail fit, insanely soft. Ethically made, sustainably produced, Platinum WRAP Certified, dyed and cut in the USA. The kind of shirt you actually want to wear, not just own.



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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.