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If I Was A Virus Would You Expose Yourself To Me Tee

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A reasonable question, honestly.

Risk assessment. Proximity. The calculation of whether something is worth getting close to despite the known consequences. We all got very good at this recently and now here we are applying the framework to everything.

If I was a virus would you expose yourself to me?

For the darkly romantic. For the scientists with a sense of humor. For anyone who has ever been drawn to something they knew was probably going to get into their system and change everything and decided that was acceptable.

Some things are worth the exposure.

Printed on Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, retail fit, insanely soft. Ethically made, sustainably produced, Platinum WRAP Certified, dyed and cut in the USA. The kind of shirt you actually want to wear, not just own.

— Dark Humor Shirt, Flirty Pandemic Humor Gift, Sarcastic Science Tee, Weird Flirtation Shirt

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

If I Was A Virus Would You Expose Yourself To Me Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
XS
27
16 1/2
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30
5XL
35
32

Our suppliers provide the measurements listed here. There may be a slight variation in product dimensions of up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint! Compare the measurements of a product you own at home with those listed in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's edge at the top of the tee (at the Highest Point Shoulder). Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just below the sleeve and stretch the tape across to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

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