Industry Plant Tee

$30.00
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Oh, you think I'm an industry plant?

Cool. Here's my potted form.

The microphone grew here. The middle fingers came up naturally. The kiss marks just appeared one day and honestly they seem happy. This is what happens when you take someone's talent seriously enough to call it suspicious — they hand you a metaphor and let you water it yourself.

Industry Plant is for anyone who has ever watched someone undeniable get accused of being manufactured simply because they rose too fast, wanted it too clearly, or didn't fit the shape people decided authenticity was supposed to come in.

For the artists. For the ones who earned it and got the conspiracy theory anyway. For everyone who has been told their ambition is evidence of something sinister.

Yeah. I'm an industry plant.

What are you growing?

Printed on Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, retail fit, insanely soft. Ethically made, sustainably produced, Platinum WRAP Certified, dyed and cut in the USA. The kind of shirt you actually want to wear, not just own.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.